Hulalaoo 2010-03-29 03:54:30

God need money

JheeBz 2010-03-29 08:33:11

Already seen it, a good ol' classic.. He explains most of the things that are bullshit about religion in a way that makes people laugh. Can't do it any better than that.

CroutonsOfDeath 2010-03-29 09:09:23

I miss Carlin. I love his stuff, especially when he does the news.

"This just in, 21 men die in 21 gun salute!"

I also liked this brief Anecdote, it was part of a larger routine but I can't really remember the whole thing (It had to do with "Getting high on the plane")

"So the Stewardess says to me, Sir, you need to get on the plane.

Fuck you! I want to get IN the plane!"

dullsworth 2010-03-29 11:52:29

i dont need an overrated comedian to tell me religion is bullshit

I-smel 2010-03-29 11:57:38

I fucking hate George Carlin.

I-smel 2010-03-29 14:15:29

Cos all he does is shout doofy stuff n smirk about it. Like YO GUESS WHAT I DON'T LIKE GEORGE BUSH. Oh right, thanks George Carlin YO GUESS WHAT THE NEWS ISN'T ALLWAYS 100% HONEST. EVER NOTICE HOW YOU CAN'T SAY FUCK ON TELEVISION? TAXES ARE BAD SOMETIMES. Nice one George Carlin, talkin like you're the smartest guy in the world is totally justified when you come out with stuff like RELIGION IS A BIT STUPID IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, you've really opened my eyes.
He acts like a comedian, but I've never heard him tell a joke. All he does is sit up on a high stool n preach about how everything sucks.
ALTHOUGH- I saw some footage of him from like the 60's once, and in that context his whole persona suddenly makes a lot of sense.
Also he's good at rhyming.

Sialys 2010-03-29 16:18:44

lol

I dare you guys to run up to any of your favorite comedians, and yell..
"GEORGE CARLIN SUCKS!"
I can pretty much guarantee that you'll get an ass whooping.